Cookies and Cuss Words: A Care Package

Feeling unhinged? Burned out?
Fresh outta fucks?

Same, babe.

That’s why we teamed up with Sarai from PlatinumGiraffe to bring you a box of cookies and calm, chaos and care. This ain’t just dessert—it’s a love letter, a lifeline, and a little reminder that you’re not alone in this dumpster fire.

Inside:

• 🍪 The legendary fucknugget cookie (mocha caramel espresso magic, gluten-free or not).
• 🍪 2 sugar cookies with lovingly profane affirmations.
• 🧘♀️ A QR code to a spicy lil’ nervous system reset by Sarai herself.

Preorder: Sept 29 - Oct 3

Ships: Oct 6

For you. For your bestie. For that friend who’s spiraling.

Send the damn box. Be the joy.

Preorder a Box of Fucking Joy