Box of Fucking Joy

Each box includes one legendary Fucknugget cookie (mocha caramel espresso swirl), plus two decorated sugar cookies stamped with cheeky affirmations. Think of it as a profanity-filled mystery box—will you get a “Calm the fuck down,” a “Fresh out of fucks,” or something else entirely? Open the box and see which fucks you’ll get.

You’ll also find a QR code linking to a calming (and spicy) meditation from Sarai of PlatinumGiraffe.

Choose your style: Gluten-Free-ish or With Gluten—because joy should fit everyone’s needs.

Gluten-Free(ish) Disclaimer:
Our gluten-free cookies are made with gluten-free ingredients, but we bake in a shared kitchen with shared equipment. We do everything in our power to keep them as safe as possible, but we can’t guarantee they’re 100% free from cross-contact.

Translation: you’re a big kid—only you can decide if these cookies are gonna keep your tummy happy.